brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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