am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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