Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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