Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
