I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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