Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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