How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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