I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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