I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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