is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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