It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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