You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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