Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Drunk is not a location!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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