Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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