i don't like sucking hair
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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