On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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