marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I don't deserve a penis
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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