Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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