but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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