there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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