I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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