What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
