margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The feeling are messing with the penis
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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