You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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