I look better un-naked...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
is that a dick in a sweater?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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