Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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