my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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