either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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