Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
