Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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