even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's the barista slut.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Found your dick twin last night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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