Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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