Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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