love makes seman taste better
Too much gin, very little bucket
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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