It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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