This girl is more easily done than said...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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