I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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