The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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