If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think my fart just growled at me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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