I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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