Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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