another moral hangover. fuck.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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