i need an iv and a liver transplant
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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