Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
