Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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