Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
