Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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