omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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