i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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