windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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