I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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