her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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