she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
