I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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