What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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