So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i drank out of a bidet.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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