the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I want to walk on stilts...naked
People in love make me want to vomit
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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