Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
