Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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